Dear Sir or Madam1,
First of all, we'd like to thank you on your choice of website. You could have chosen many others to visit, but you selected ours.
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We currently have one main product offering. It is an excellent budgeting application for the iPhone called Filthy Rich. We have other products but they are no longer in active development.
We hope to be your computer application vendor of choice, but either way, we appreciate your attention in this matter.
P.S. We have several articles that we’ve written about software that you may find interesting.
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